Scraps of my Life: Inspired

Signs it might be one of those days (these have all really happened) (to me)

When doing the grocery shopping for something for a quick dinner, you get everything through the checkout only to discover your wallet is still at home on the couch
When opening your underwear drawer only the frame comes out spilling all your underwear on the floor
While in the toilet at work you bump the toilet paper roll with your elbow and it rolls under the door right in front of your unit manager
When going to the toilet you turn around too fast to shut the door and faint, closing it with your head on the way to the floor